HEADRUSH ROASTERS ANNOUNCES:
Come See the Amazing Performing
Philosopher!*
He thinks!
He ruminates!
He cogitates!
He contemplates!
All before your very eyes!!
Bring your unique philosophical questions to him on the Last Sunday of each month from noon to 2:00 P.M., and prepare to be astonished!
(Note: astonishment may result from evasion, use of big words, changing the topic, as well as a relevantly perceptive discussion of the topic in question) Tipping discouraged.
Accept no substitutes! Insist on only a genuine philosopher for all your needs pertaining to rationality, ethical priorities, and The Good Life. And only at Headrush Roasters will you find a genuine philosopher, retained by the owners for all your philosophical questions in need of clarification.
* The role of philosopher is being played by an actual living philosopher, Dennis Lowden, recently retired from MCC-Blue River, having taught at the University of Kansas, Baker University, Rockhurst University, and Avila University, and a member of the American Philosophical Association.
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